Humour

Birthday Blues

So now I am 50 and someone asked how I felt: Oh about 50-50?
 
No seriously - I feel I am now in the real grey haired brigade - I should relax - be a sage advisor. But I can stop being full of enthusiasm and life for the work I do.
 
I just hope it doesn't change me.
 
I pleased that at least I am old enough to see Meryl Streep in "Thatcher" - because it is not suitable for minors.

When things get bad...

Is that a light at the end of the tunnel or is it just a LED?
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Telephone Answering Machines

Here are the best telephone answering sequences we can find:

Grass That Cuts Itself

I have just thought of a great idea for the Bio-Engineering companies. Create a grass that cuts itself.
 
Imagine creating a grass that has quite sharp edges: if you have whistled through a grass to make a sound - you will know that grass has very much an edge.
 

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